Group Solitaire
Transcript #12001089 GCS Tesla Forward Rec Room
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Lt.: I'm stumped. Hint?
GAIA: Red seven on black eight.
Lt: Oh. thanks
GAIA: No legal moves remain. You lose.
Lt.: Damn! Redeal!
GAIA: Heeheehee. Certainly.
<<Psssht!>>
Captain: Hey Tech Officer, when are you getting these doors fix ...
Lt.: Sir!
Captain: What in the hell are you doing?
Lt.: Playing solitaire sir.
Captain: GAIA, what are you doing?
GAIA: I'm helping him play sir, dealing the cards, providing help.
Lt.: You haven't been that helpful, hon.
Captain: Why are you using the ship's AI ancillary to PLAY solitaire?
Lt.: ... I am off duty. She's offline.
Captain: Why are you using the most advanced AI in the Fleet to play goddam solitaire?!
Lt.: The dumber AIs won't let me cheat. She will ... sometimes.
Captain: I see. Carry on technical Officer, GAIA.
GAIA: He makes cute faces when he's losing.
Lt.: Card please ... Dammit!
GAIA: See he's doing it again!
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Lt.: I'm stumped. Hint?
GAIA: Red seven on black eight.
Lt: Oh. thanks
GAIA: No legal moves remain. You lose.
Lt.: Damn! Redeal!
GAIA: Heeheehee. Certainly.
<<Psssht!>>
Captain: Hey Tech Officer, when are you getting these doors fix ...
Lt.: Sir!
Captain: What in the hell are you doing?
Lt.: Playing solitaire sir.
Captain: GAIA, what are you doing?
GAIA: I'm helping him play sir, dealing the cards, providing help.
Lt.: You haven't been that helpful, hon.
Captain: Why are you using the ship's AI ancillary to PLAY solitaire?
Lt.: ... I am off duty. She's offline.
Captain: Why are you using the most advanced AI in the Fleet to play goddam solitaire?!
Lt.: The dumber AIs won't let me cheat. She will ... sometimes.
Captain: I see. Carry on technical Officer, GAIA.
GAIA: He makes cute faces when he's losing.
Lt.: Card please ... Dammit!
GAIA: See he's doing it again!
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